Oh, you’re popular on facebook? That’s cool. I mean, these days it’s easy to have 1,500 friends that you’ve never met before.
Facebook is obviously from California because it says “Like” so many times.
Life without music is like Facebook without notifications.
You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.
I don’t always have a cool facebook status. But when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?
You know you’re broke when: 1. the Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally don’t have two-cents to rub together. 3. You play Farmville for a vacation.
Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me
Insert coin to view status message?
When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
Facebook should expand their relationship status field to include: One Night Stand, Friends With Benefits and Do it Yourself.
If she has 500 likes & 500 comments on a picture, what’s missing? Her clothes.
Facebook should have a button that says “in a flirtationship” because it seems like thats all there ever is anymore.
Facebook is like the fridge you keep checking it but there’s nothing good.
Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
Tell a therapist, not Facebook.
Scratch here – ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal today’s status?
Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
Facebook…… Half Social Network….. Half Shoe Store! Didn’t Know I Was At The Mall.
Facebook is a popularity contest…and I’m losing.
I thought you were good looking, until I clicked “view more pictures”.
You know you had fun when you can’t tell your parents what you did.
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox.
The only reason why 30 guys liked your picture is because they can see right down your shirt.
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.
It’s called Facebook not Boobbook. So next time try to get you face in the picture too.
Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there’s gonna be a fight and when people break up.
Twitter makes me like people I’ve never met and because of Facebook I hate people I know in real life.
It’s just Facebook, I wish people would keep it real and stop fronting.
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
Facebook is asking,” What’s on your mind?” but I think “Copied? paste here......?” is a better question
Relationship Status:”Single” “Married” “Divorced” “Complicated”…. Hey Facebook, can we get an option that says “Fuck Relationships”?
Sorry Facebook, you keep saying you’ve changed, but it’s too late. I’m already in love with someone else & his name is twitter.
You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. No mutual friends, so who the fuck are you ?
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Because of Facebook I have failing grades, insomnia & I’m slowly beginning to see the fake in people as the days go by.
Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.
Facebook doesn’t ruin relationships, Getting caught in your lies does.
Choose your Facebook profile Pic carefully. It’ll be the one they use when you go missing.
Face your problems, not Facebook it.
Facebook should have a “I don’t know you” as an option to ignore a friend request.
Riding’ solo should be a relationship status.
If you insist on telling me about your plans for the weekend, I suggest you do it in the bathroom, as it’s the only place I’ll give a shit.
My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible…
The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like it’s the morning paper?
Unless your name is GOOGLE…stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING…
I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”.
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
Without Facebook I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday.
Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money ain’t got none.
Never on schedule, but always on time.
They say real girls ain’t never perfect, perfect girls ain’t never real.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook.
We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
Facebook is like jail; you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post,
I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
I want a real relationship; not a facebook one.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
How often do you recharge your smartphone?
In a society where energy costs are rising, brownouts and blackouts are more common and the urge to stay connected is ever-greater, knowing how to manage your mobile phone’s battery as effectively as possible is increasingly important.
This isn’t only to keep costs down – it’s also about staying in communication with emails and social networking services as well as text messaging and phone calls.
Why Battery Life Decreases Under Different Conditions?
Smartphones almost exclusively employ Lithium-Ion (aka Li-ion) batteries as these offer an affordable, high capacity solution for the various functions, services and connections that smartphone users expect from operating systems.
Battery charge decreases on a day-to-day basis through constant use – but what factors affect the life of a Li-ion battery?
The age of the battery is most important, as this can affect that maximum charge. A 2010 study demonstrated that from a starting capacity of 88-94%, battery life after 250 charges reduced to 73-84%.
Internal resistance and self-discharge is largely redundant in modern batteries, and while age is something that cannot be easily managed (batteries can sit on shelves in their smartphones for months before purchase) all of this means that managing your battery life is something that you will need to monitor closely.
Looking After Your Battery
A full battery discharge from time to time was the best way to maintain long life for the power cell however, that this is not the case. Instead, avoiding full discharge and charging regularly is apparently the best way to keep the battery working longer.
However, this doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t fully discharge your battery every couple of months. Doing so enables the device hardware to recalibrate capacity, thereby ensuring that the correct charge is displayed on your smartphone.
Interestingly, temperature will affect your battery life; even occasional use in hot conditions will drain the battery faster…
Native Tips and Tricks for Maintaining Battery Life on Your Mobile Phone
There are various ways provided by mobile phone operating system developers that you can employ to lengthen the time between charges.
Sadly this means a trade-off with functionality.
The most obvious thing to do is make sure your screen is set to switch off after a certain amount of time unused – perhaps after 30 seconds or a minute. You can also disable the phone’s vibrate mode and any vibrate/haptic feedback designed to help you determine when software buttons have been pressed.
After this, it’s time to turn your attention to connectivity. Bluetooth will drain your battery, so if this isn’t in use, disable it. Similarly, Wi-Fi will severely deplete battery life, especially if you have a few rogue apps or games maintaining a connection with a remote server.
Mobile Internet such as EDGE, 3G, 4G and beyond will also lead to faster depletion of battery life. If you’re not using these connections for anything (i.e. your phone is sitting idle) then disable them.
Finally, take a look at the apps you have installed, and determine whether or not they require localization services. These are typically provided by GPS, one of the biggest drains on your phone’s battery. If you’re not using GPS, switch it off!
Battery Management Apps
Pretty much all mobile platforms have battery management apps available for them. These are available either as third party apps that can be installed from the corresponding app store or provided as a native option.
Sadly, these apps don’t really do anything magical. Typically they will restrict data transfer on mobile Internet services, or at best all but disable non telephony connectivity in order to maintain battery life for as long as possible. After all, smartphones are basically for making phone calls, so as long as this fundamental function is available with a low battery, there isn’t an overwhelming need to recharge.
Can I Recharge My Phone in the Freezer?
As crazy as the idea of placing an expensive piece of hardware in a coolbox might sound, it is actually possible to get more battery life from a smartphone by placing it somewhere cold for a while.
While a freezer is unsuitable – it is likely to cause the casing of the battery to crack – the principle of keeping a Lithium-Ion battery cool will increase the amount of power that it delivers to your phone. Li-ion rechargeable batteries generate heat when in use, something that is mitigated by internal resistance (this is also why charger voltages are so low; a high voltage would result in a faster charge but also a higher temperature – above 30 degrees Celsius/86 degrees Fahrenheit – reducing the life of the battery). This causes the battery to discharge more quickly while simultaneously providing energy for the normal functioning of the device.
Using the phone in a cooler environment or storing the battery itself in a cool place when not in use can extend the charge and the life of the cell.
Conclusion
Keeping your smartphone battery charge going for as long as possible isn’t just environmentally sound, it is financially sound too. While recharging from a modern car battery might not cost as much as recharging your smartphone from the mains electricity every day, understanding what services and functions impact battery power the most and taking steps to minimise these is the best way of increasing the life of the current charge.
As for your battery itself, regular top-up charges, with occasional recalibration discharges will increase battery life, as will storage in a cool place away from heat.
Top International Cricket Council ( ICC) umpire Asad Rauf has been accused by a Mumbai-based model, Leena Kapoor, of sexually exploiting her for several months after promising marriage. Rauf, who is a Pakistani, has been coming to India for several cricket tournaments, including the Indian Premier League, during which Leena alleges they had a relationship.
The 21-year-old model has filed a written complaint with deputy commissioner of police (Zone 6) Pratap Dighavkar, in which she claims she had a six-month affair with the 56-year-old umpire, which was prolonged only because he promised that they would soon get married. However, Rauf has now backed off, she says. "When I tried calling him a few days ago, there was no response," she says, adding that last week, Rauf called her to say that he did not know who she was and refused to have any more interaction.
Pakistani website thenews.com.pk quoted Rauf as denying the allegations and saying Kapoor was seeking to gain publicity by linking her name to his.
Model Leena Kapoor, who stays at Oshiwara, claims she met Rauf for the first time in Sri Lanka six months ago through a mutual friend. "We exchanged numbers and stayed together in the island nation for three days," she says. "He also came to Mumbai to meet me when I was ill and we became closer." It was then, she adds, that the umpire --already married and a father of two-- said he would marry her. "He convinced me that because his religion allowed more than one marriage, he could marry me. He kept saying his family wouldn't have a problem with his second marriage," she says.
"He also offered to buy me a flat in Mumbai. But I never wanted his money. I have enough for myself and am busy with my work," she adds.
DCP Dighavkar confirmed receiving a complaint from Leena. "It has been forwarded to a senior inspector (at Versova Police Station)," he said. "He has been asked to conduct an inquiry, based on which further action will be taken."
Rauf has stood in 44 Tests, 95 ODIs and 17 T20 matches and is considered among the best in the world. Prior to umpiring, Rauf was also a first-class cricketer in Pakistan.